... hello, pervert .... wtf? on sinister email

+ a novel with aggressive drones + surprise vs. suspense in story + all the world is green

I love it when you:

hey-ho,

Have you ever received one of those shame-spawning emails? A sextortion bot somewhere greets you: Hello Pervert (that is so Snidely Whiplash), and then the bot says you’ve been monitored for the past three months and if you don’t pay $$$ up your secret smutty tawdry online life will be exposed…

Well, Snidely, go ahead! In fact,…